From Rancho To Chatur, 40 Hilarious Tweets That Every Engineer Will Relate To

Engineer’s Day, a day marking the birth anniversary of the Father of Engineer Mokshagundam Visvesvaraya, is fast approaching. And to commemorate the spirit of engineers across the nation, we thought, why not show some love to these poor souls (read engineers)? 

So we went on a hunting expedition to scour the internet for 40 Engineer jokes and memes. While we can’t be 100% sure about how they will make you feel- maybe they will lead you back to your hostel days, the mess with half cooked yet best maggie ever, endless nights of cramming that culminate into making farras, or something else. But we are sure about one thing! By the end of this, we will definitely have pulled some teary-eyed laughs out of you.

So, dear engineers, brace yourselves because we are dusting out the best china in the house. (And it’s not like you have places to be anyway. Burn! Too much?)

On the bright side, it's already the weekend!

Happy Friday from Apex Waves! #NI #Nationalinstruments #technology #engineers #engineering #memes #friyay #apexwaves #jokes pic.twitter.com/C3rN658Ut3

— Apex Waves LLC (@ApexWaves) September 2, 2022

Can feel you bro😂🤝#engineers #MEMES pic.twitter.com/UrFlyKeYxD

— Umang Agarwal (@umang_age) August 10, 2022

This one is so true-

"Woh engineer hi kya jisne backlog nahi khaya ho." #HostelLines #EngineerJokes

— Pritam Sharma (@VanDiablo) September 15, 2010

Dad: So what do you want to do when you grow up?

Kid: Engineering.

Dad: Great, so you want to become an engineer?

Kid: No, I want additional 4 years to decide what I want to do.

— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) September 4, 2023

The ‘F’ in Engineering stands for fun.

— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) September 1, 2023

Nothing is impossible!

How do you get an engineer to do something you want them to do?
Tell them it's "impossible"...#engineerJokes

— Dave Rix (@Hasgaroth) July 13, 2012

An oldie but a goldie-

Engineering jokes😂😂😂

Join us @vats24_valueadditiontostudies/ https://t.co/LHw6MJt04K#memes #memez #meme #funny #funnymemes #engineering #engineers #engineermemes #mechanicalengineering #civilengineering #boys #boysbelike #girls #dreams #dream #engineermemes #student pic.twitter.com/Zd9GCO4UmN

— VATS 24 (@24_vats) June 6, 2022

When another high priority ticket is assigned to me!#SoftwareDeveloper #Itsupport #developer #Engineering #programming #Coding #engineer #technology #Memes #WorkFromHome #Java #work #javaprogramming #engineers pic.twitter.com/mWfjnyES5d

— Ayesha Siddiqua (@Ayeshahanaan_) March 14, 2023

🚦 Engineers making traffic lights 30 feet apart that are never in sync: pic.twitter.com/QZgrWKCTwo

— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) August 20, 2023

Has this ever happened to you?

If an Engineer asks for ur number, it doesn't mean that he wants to date you, he may just want you to register for his home delivery startup

— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) September 15, 2016

🤓 Tag a friend who always messes up their code
-#Engineering #software #coding #memes #funny #stemeducation pic.twitter.com/UpAzMxkPlq

— The Engineering Buzzcast (@EBuzzcast) August 28, 2023

One from the "Master Blaster"-

Happy Engineer's Day to all the future MBA students.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) September 15, 2015

Why doesn't the #EngineersDay hashtag start with Happy? 😂

— Radhika Mundra (@radhikamundra99) September 15, 2016

For all the Electrical Engineers in the building!

What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?⚡
"That Hertz!"#engineerslanguage #engineerjokes

— khushhiiiii2462🇮🇳 (@khushhiiiii2462) July 30, 2020

Q: What does an electrician have for breakfast? (Reddit—Dadjokes, July 23)
Q: What does an electrical engineer have for breakfast? (@abdokattab, 2013)
A: An ohmelette.#riddles #jokes #puns #omelette #ohmhttps://t.co/48cve8Ah6C

— Barry Popik (@barrypopik) August 4, 2022

The Reality!

Great job for Automation Testing Engineer 🤣🤣#automation #IT #Engineer #DevOpsMemes #DevOpsSchool #scmGalaxy #Memes #Jokes #Funny #humour pic.twitter.com/VPTbYcvYwZ

— DevOpsSchool (@DevOpsSchools) October 22, 2020

"Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai"
"Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"

— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) October 31, 2014

Why did you want to become an engineer? (Or did you, at all?)

"Reasons to become an engineer! https://t.co/ViZlGN84UL#jokes #stem #stemjoke #engineering #steam #stemeducation #fun" pic.twitter.com/6kcz9tByGQ

— TeachEngineering (@TeachNgineering) August 15, 2023

Basic Rule of programming:
If your code is working properly
Don't touch it #Memes #codinglife #engineers pic.twitter.com/5n9cLGgDqS

— Ashu (@slothful999) March 17, 2023

Mechanical Vs. Civil-

Q: What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?

A: One builds bombs, the other builds targets.

— Engineer Jokes (@engineerjokes) September 3, 2013

How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.#jokes

— Toots N Such (@Tootsnsuch) August 27, 2023

A Joke- Why Was Everyone Surprised When The Engineer Had A Bad Temper?
He Was Supposed To Be Civil. #joke #jokes #humor #comedy

— MyMelodyOfTheHeart (@MyMelodyOfTheH1) August 28, 2023

What's a transportation engineer's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky Road! #jokes

— Andrew (Andy) Maynard (@thenerdofmay) May 14, 2020

If we had a dime for every time someone said this to us!

As if there aren't already enough bugs to go around!

Happy Friday everyone! #TGIF #FridayFun #EngineerJokes #ProgrammerJokes pic.twitter.com/VVpklt4KQ9

— Xpert Direct (@XpertDirect) May 6, 2022

Who cares for logic? Psst, you chose engineering, so you certainly don't!

The code be like: I ain't got time for logical reasoning, let's just throw some bugs in there and watch you suffer.#coding #programming #bugs #engineers #memes #weekend #codingmemes #python #programminglanguages #codinglife #theoffice #theofficememes pic.twitter.com/o3PD2c0s94

— SkilloVilla (@SkilloVilla) May 26, 2023

Question : What is an array? Ans : An array is a word used to call a friend. eg: array idhar aa, array kya kar rha hai etc. #engineerjokes

— pat springleaf (@dozingdodo) November 4, 2011

Been there, done that!

Friend: Bhai 30 minute se call laga rha hu kaha hai?

IT Engineer on Friday night : Nashe me#jokes #pjs

©SarcasticCowboy

— Sarcastic Cowboy (@SarcasticCowboy) September 25, 2022

Q: What does a software engineer worry most about?

A: LOG kya kahenge?#engineerjokes #Engineering #EngineersDay #just_engineering_things

— Shubham Shrivastava (@Shubham29o3) September 15, 2021

When did the engineer find the missing colon?

In testin'.@RobertGonzalez @1995Ethereal #programming #jokes #SoftwareEngineer

— Sarah Leon (@snicoleon) November 15, 2020

Does it get any truer?

Emojis for Engineers 😑#Engineering #Engineers #memes pic.twitter.com/wfzC9ohQFH

— Engineering Passion (@EnginePassion) May 9, 2021

Ready to take on the world!

When you are fresh out of college and you think you know everything. #EngineeringMeme pic.twitter.com/OaY50vrLd0

— Engineering Memes (@EngrMemes) September 28, 2017

One for the proud engineer parents!

A special msg to those parents who told us agar engineer nahi bane to tumhara kuch nahi hoga.Banke bhi kuch nahi ho raha hai. #EngineersDay

— SwatKat💃 (@swatic12) September 15, 2017

Who are we? Indians!
What do we want? Olympic medals!
How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!"

— 🇮🇳 (@Ojasism) August 16, 2016

Have a nice week!#networks #cybersecurity #covid19 #infosec #engineers #Telecommunications #malware #udp #tcp #Hacking #humorViral #humor #Memes pic.twitter.com/Zl94y6WLHk

— High Tech Magazine (@Hi_TechTrends) June 23, 2020

Here’s hoping that since you've already survived 4 years of engineering, a little sharp humor won’t do any damage. 

My #engineer friend getting married #EngineeringJobs #engineers #MEMES pic.twitter.com/SqnHKzd2RU

— Grumpy_doctor (@Grumpy__doctor) May 28, 2020

Aww man. pic.twitter.com/sjhXkO7kve

— Engineering Memes (@EngrMemes) January 3, 2014

This #EngineersDay is dedicated to all those who were in CS/IT/EC (Not You Mechanical) & yet remained SINGLE throughout their engineering.😥😂

— Humour Thoughts (@HumourThoughts) September 15, 2017

Well, jokes apart, engineers are really important to the progress of the nation. And you all matter!

YOU MATTER,

unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light² , then you energy.

— World of Engineering (@engineers_feed) August 19, 2023

No seriously! Countless engineers have played monumental roles in the development of our country. What are you waiting for? Head on to the comments sections and let us know which of these Engineer jokes you relate to the most. Better yet, share some new ones with us!